1.Will the Islamic superhero, behead the enemy?
2.If it is a female, will wearing a burqa make her fly?
3.Is George Bush one of the villains?
Any others?
Obama Pledges To Forge Better Ties With The Muslim World
President Obama today announced that Washington will set up exchange programs with business people throughout the Muslim world in order to establish better relations with the Muslim population across the globe.
The move is a part of the overall outreach programme outlined by the president last year. “The new beginning we seek is not only possible, it has already begun,” Obama told the Presidential Summit on Entrepreneurship in Washington, D.C, quoted The Associated Press.
During the summit, Obama announced that under the new exchange programmes Muslim busniess people will get opportunities to invest in Silicon Valley, technology, telecommunications, health care, education and infrastructure. The delegates from the U.S. and Muslim countries were present during the summit.
Last June, Obama had said during his speech in Cairo that the US would maintain better relations with the Muslims in future. “Over the past year the United States has been reaching out and listening,” he said. Obama’s bid to forge better ties with the Muslims include withdrawal of the US troops from iraq, working with Afghanistan and Pakistan to “isolate violent extremists,” and resolution of the lingering conflict between Israel and the Palestinians.
Obama said that the US is also making outreach in cultural sector, including a comic book series in which American superhero Superman and Batman work with their Muslim counterparts. “And I hear they’re making progress,” Obama said.
I have a question; can the super-hero PLEASE have a depiction of Mohamed on their costume? Please.
Hey, stop breaking the rules! 🙂
and a prepubertal female ward
Faster than a speeding camel. More loco than a locomotive. Able to leap the tall burka of a single bint. Its Mahoundman.
He stands for takiya, sharia and the arabpig way!
"More loco than a locomotive"—LOL!
Yeah, there should be Taquiyya Man and his sidekick, Kitman. Their powers are deception, deceit and lying.
Then there is Sharia Man, whose power is to control everyone like a puppet master, controlling every aspect and detail of their lives. And, just for kicks, he likes to stone people, beat women with sticks, and behead people. He enjoys subjugating and dominating people, and making people into second-class citizens.
Also there is Rape Converter, who rapes women and girls over and over until they finally convert to Islam, just so he will stop.
And there is Acid Man, who likes to throw acid on anyone who is not a Muslim (especially Christians), and even on any Muslim woman who does not completely and strictly obey Sharia Man.
And of course, Wife Beater, who beats his wife at least once a week, just to insure that she is under his submission.
There's also Slave Trader, who has been enslaving people for 1400 years.
And of course, Pedophile Man, who marries little children, even if they are still in diapers.
And finally, there is the Suicide Bomber Squad, whose powers are that they blow up and kill everyone around them.
Look! Up in the sky! Is it a turd? Is it a plane flying into the WTC?
No, its Mahoundman!
Let’s kiss some mussie b-tt.. while it’s in the air 500 times/day.
Looks that way, doesn’t it??!! Bowing here, bowing there…. for what reason??!!!
NWO? Also Obama is an Islamophile.
My money is on betting that some arselifter somewhere will be offended.
I can start that along by claiming that its Mahound in that image and the two women are immodestly dressed.
4. If the hero dies, do we see him with 72 Susan Boyles?
5. Do we see him raping, pillaging and murdering in truly heroic arselifter fashion?
6. Will every word coming out of his mouth be a lie?
7. If there's no magic carpet available will he take a camel?
And here's Mahoundman in action, being chased by the Air Force –
http://www.pi-news.net/wp/uploads/2010/03/binlade…
A mahoundian super-hero is an oxymoron. What goes for a super-hero in MENA would be seen as a super-villain in the west. A female "super-hero" would be even weirder. She would be masked anyway so would never know what she looked like. Let's say the "hero" is just about to catch the bad guy when it's *ding!* suddenly afternoon-prayer. Doesn't arselifting trumphs everything else? LOL
Here is a patchworked summary of some researched info on this:
"The 99," an international line of comic books (based on Islamic values) in Arabic and English featuring 99 Islamic superheroes endowed with different powers and attributes that Muslims ascribe to Allah, hit the shelves in October 2006. Approximately 10,000 Arabic copies are distributed monthly to newsstands, arcades, supermarkets and hotels in Bahrain, Egypt, Jordan, Kuwait, Oman, Qatar and the United Arab Emirates. English versions can be found in specialty comic book stores across the United States as well as in Cyprus, Taiwan and Mauritius. While Muslim leaders, businessmen, and comic book aficionados have given the comic book their blessing as well as their money — a whopping $7 million has poured into Mutawa's company, Teshkeel Media (A firm that was started in Kuwait by an American-educated psychologist and businessman), since 2003. Teshkeel also bought Cracked, a defunct competitor of Mad magazine. Teshkeel has signed on with Marvel Comics to translate and distribute their comics in the Middle East, and plans were made to publish Arabic versions of Marvel's Spider-Man, Incredible Hulk, X-Men and others. He talked with Archie and DC Comics for similar deals.
Kuwaiti psychologist Naif Al-Mutawa, founder and chief executive officer of Teshkeel Media Group, said he raised $7 million a few years ago from more than 50 investors around the world by showing a news story about a Hamas supporter selling sticker albums with bloody images of glorified suicide bombers to children in the Middle East. He who teamed up with cartoon giant Marvel Comics to create "The 99."
Al-Mutawa sought to raise an additional $50 million and announced a partnership with Marvel Entertainment Inc. to market other comics, paperbacks and magazines in the Arabic language.
Banned by Saudi Arabia's religious censors, the 99 has received criticism from Islamic clerics who say it goes against the Muslim religion in its personification of the powers of Allah and its attempt to create new myths that combine the word of God with a more Western storyline.
In 2009, one fan wrote: "It would be cool if there was a line about Wonder Woman choosing to cover up out of respect for where she's going since she was an ambassador."
A few accused DC Comics of betraying the US: "Muslim-pandering, anyone? Thank you, Time Warner, for showing us whose side you're on. I guess we can add you to the list of traitorous companies who have forgotten 9/11."
In August of 2009, it was announced that the world's first Muslim cartoon superheroes took the Arab world by storm, and they were then headed for British television screens.
I hate to admit it, but we have the most Islamic appeasing government going.
Interestingly, even Al-Mutawa is aware of how backward and controlled Islamic culture is. From one article I saw on this:
"Each superhero acquires powers from the stones that are loosely associated with the 99 attributes of God in Islam. Jabbar, the powerful, is a Saudi character who has extraordinary strength, Noora, the light, is an Emirati character that creates holograms, Mumita, a Portuguese character has martial arts skills. This did not come without its share of controversy with conservative Muslims accusing it of bid'a, innovation in worship or heresy, in associating God's attributes to human beings.
But Al Mutawa rejects the notion that Islam is black and white. "The words bid'a [heresy] and ibda' [innovation] come from the same source. And the words fikr [thought] and kufr [infidelity] come from the same three letters. I don't think that's a coincidence," he says. What is he implying? "I'm implying that people in our culture try to make thinking and creativity into wrong and harmful things," he explains. He mentions the ministries of information in Arab countries "which are supposedly [banning] things to allow us to preserve our culture". "They are killing our culture," he says."
And, as far as the villain in the storyline:
"Al Mutawa went back to the Qur'an and applied the formula to Islamic history, where he found his villain, Rughal. The character's name is based on Abu Rughal, who in 550AD is said to have guided the Abyssinian emperor's Yemen governor Abraha to Makkah in the latter's effort to conquer the Holy City and destroy the Ka'aba. Abu Rughal is cited in Islamic history as a traitor. Since the people of Makkah could not defend the city against Abraha's 60,000-strong army, God, according to the Qur'an, sent birds that pelted the army with pebbles carried in their beaks. The 99 confront their enemy, Rughal, with the Noor stones."
To say the least!
So some sort of super arselifter?
"Let's say the "hero" is just about to catch the bad guy when it's *ding!* suddenly afternoon-prayer. Doesn't arselifting trumphs everything else?"
That one had me cracking up. Hilarious.
Once again "The Kenyan" proves his love for HIS People..
What about one of the names being "Deceiver"? How is that one portrayed?
Another theft(sort of). Superman was invented by 2 Jewish US men in the 1930's as a response to Nazism. Now we have the nazi super man of Nietzsche – and islam.
It works both ways tho': the real Superman will crush these infidels!
LOL!
I loved the title and picture of Mahoundman. 🙂
I wish they could have Kal-El fighting mahoundianism. After all they're the nazism of today's modern world anyway. I actually have Jerry Siegel's autograph from a comics convention back in the 80's. 🙂
Damm this Barack Obama government ,In every minutes that passes Looks more and more like that TV series "V" .
I thought O'Bummer was more a snake than a lizard.
I don't care how much BHO says that he's a Christian.
More and more signs point to his being a Moslem. He's doing everything possible to further Islam.
You've noticed too, huh?
Thanks for the info Jeff!
Obama is the Trojan Horse.
The Muslims learned a lot from the Greeks.
Perhaps not the rings I want to see though.
You're welcome, Christopher.
Good point.
According to Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_99 ), two of the names are Mumita, The Destroyer; and Darr, The Afflicter. My guess is that they are both jihad warriors.
Batman and Superman stand for Western values, Islam does not.
Look … obama is kissing their a$$ just like both Bushes and Clintons are still doing. Why u ask? well simple … our corrupted leaders are in it for the money. PERIOD!
There is already a moooslim cartoon character..Anjem Choudry..although he fits the Mr McGoo syle of cartoon and not Superman
It saddens my heart that Marvel and DC is in on all this crap and therefore has turned themselves into willing pc-dhimmies. It's bad enough that they make new characters with arab origins but will they go even further in converting old characters to islam? What if Bruce Banner converts? Hulk is already green and full of rage. He would be the perfect cartoon jihadist. I'm trying to picture him with a long black bard and a diaper on his head. Green Latern could be another one. There are a lot of magic rings in Arabian Nights and such and his name and dress is "green". Or Green Arrow. He already got green in his name and use primitive weapons, bow and arrow. He also already got a beard, maybe he only have to grow it a little bit longer. Or why not the Green Goblin? He fights the kuffar so he must be a hero, right?
Acid Man could be a mutant as that he pukes acid in the face of women not properly veiled.
How about Semtex Man? A very short career but nontheless…
There ya go! LOL! And his female partner, Bosom Bomber! They also have another partner: Underwear Bomber!
Exactly. Obama is a politician. How many politicians do you know that you can say are completely honest?
Obama's paternal Kenyan grandmother, Sarah Obama, performed the Muslim Hajj pilgrimage to Mecca last year along with her son Syeed Obama.
Obama's cousin Odinga Obama is a Muslim terrorist in Kenya, and he has close connections with him.
Besides, if Obama is a Muslim, then he would likely practice taquiyya and kitman and lie to protect Islam, just like the 9/11 terrorists practiced taquiyya by going to strip bars/nightclubs the night before their terrorist act, and filling their briefcases with pornographic magazines, and getting drunk, even though all of those things are forbidden by Islam. They did it to deceive Westerners into thinking they were not true Muslims, and the taquiyya ruse worked very well. Such things are not allowed in Islam, *except* when it comes to protecting Islam.
I found this web site a few weeks ago. Perhaps something for our arselifting superhero wannabees? :p
http://www.superherosupplies.com/
I see you're taking this to heart.
Not sure about the magic but, visit a moske at prayer time, and you'll see lots of rings.
As you can see, I'm having a lot of fun with it.
Or urinates acid.
Ha, yeah!
Damn! I forgot all about the sidekicks!
Holy hand grenade, Kitman, we have kill more infidels!
LOL! And, speaking of Green Arrow http://www.thegreenarrow.co.uk/ but this one hates arselifters.
I think we need a superhero that fights arselifters. SuperCrusader??
So you're saying there are arselifters hidden within his bowels? I can believe that!
I don't see any explosive underpants. Perhaps at their Mecca outlet.
I'm trying my best!
This thread must be the funniest here so far! 🙂
Batman had a cave too remember….
LOL!